| # |
Title |
Current
Rating |
Description |
| 1 |
some kinda robot |
4.00 |
Strong Bad answers an email from Abdi LaRue who asks if Strong Bad takes off his mask and boxing gloves before he goes to bed. |
| 2 |
homsar |
4.57 |
A misspelling of "Homestar" leaves Strong Bad killing "Homsar". |
| 3 |
butt IQ |
4.14 |
Tyler asks Strong Bad how you can tell if someone has a stupid butt. Strong Bad explains the Transitive Butt Property. |
| 4 |
homestar hair |
3.38 |
Instead of a regular message, Strong Bad receives a Hairstyle Runner design. Anger and hilarity ensue. |
| 5 |
making out |
2.17 |
"Kissless in Santa Rosa" asks Strong Bad how to have her boyfriend make out with her. |
| 6 |
depressio |
5.00 |
Anthony thinks Strong Sad is dumb and a crappy guy and wants Strong Bad to deliver the message. |
| 7 |
halloweener |
5.33 |
Ben wants to know how to make a Strong Bad Halloween costume. Strong Bad gives some instructions while Homestar models. |
| 8 |
brianrietta |
4.00 |
Strong Bad gets hit on, and it's not quite what he expected. |
| 9 |
i love you |
5.33 |
Strong Bad receives a "love letter" from "fhqwhgadshgnsdhjsdbkhsdabkfabkveybvf". |
| 10 |
trevor the vampire |
5.50 |
Strong Bad shows his emotional side in this touching email when he laments over the apparent death of Trevor (the vampire). |
| 11 |
i rule |
4.50 |
Introducing Strong Badia! Also the Tire, the Cinderblock, and the Stop Sign, in this pivotal episode of the H*R universe. |
| 12 |
credit card |
5.50 |
Strong Bad edits a scam credit card email and forwards it to Homestar. |
| 13 |
i she be |
3.57 |
Strong Bad makes fun of an email saying "i she be your girlfriend," then forwards the email to The Cheat. |
| 14 |
duck pond |
3.67 |
Ron Kiwi asks Strong Bad what his thoughts are on feeding the ducks. |
| 15 |
the basics |
4.50 |
T.J. asks Strong Bad what some of his tricks are, and he replies with a list of the basics. |
| 16 |
band names |
4.50 |
Dan asks Strong Bad for advice on a name for his new band. |
| 17 |
studying |
4.67 |
Roy asks Strong Bad what to do about his girlfriend, who keeps interrupting him while he's studying. |
| 18 |
stand-up |
5.17 |
Joe P. asks Strong Bad if he has ever done any stand-up comedy. |
| 19 |
tape-leg |
4.33 |
Nicolas asks if Strong Bad's legs are made of tape. |
| 20 |
spring cleaning |
6.80 |
Strong Bad does some spring cleaning by deleting several emails. |
| 21 |
cartoon |
5.00 |
Geroge writes in to ask Strong Bad to do a cartoon with only him in it, with a voiceover commentary. |
| 22 |
sb_email 22 |
4.20 |
Strong Bad is asked by Mark from England what he thinks of the English. It's a disaster in the making. |
| 23 |
little animal |
5.40 |
Ashley and Anthony ask what Strong Bad would do if a little animal came up to him. |
| 24 |
the bird |
5.40 |
Phylo D asks how hard it is for Strong Bad to flip someone off with boxing gloves on. |
| 25 |
super powers |
6.20 |
Aaron C. asks if the blue diamond on Strong Bad's head is the source of all his super powers. |
| 26 |
CGNU |
5.40 |
Margo asks how to become a graduate of Crazy Go Nuts University. |
| 27 |
3 Wishes |
5.40 |
Brandon Hofer asks Strong Bad what his second wish would be if he had three wishes. |
| 28 |
1 step ahead |
5.40 |
Alex thinks it would be funny if Strong Sad's hands were glued to his face. Fortunately, he is correct. |
| 29 |
superhero name |
5.20 |
Stiny asks why Strong Bad's name doesn't end in "man." |
| 30 |
12:00 |
5.60 |
Cory Dewey-Smith wants to know how to get his VCR to stop blinking 12:00. |
| 31 |
sugarbob |
5.40 |
Strong Bad sets out to convince Daniel's girlfriend that she doesn't have a chance with him. Strong Bad, that is. |
| 32 |
flag day |
6.00 |
Pablo wishes Strong Bad a happy Flag Day. |
| 33 |
gimmicks |
5.80 |
Mike W. misses the days that Strong Bad would answer emails without some sort of gimmick. Then the computer explodes. |
| 34 |
weird dream |
4.80 |
Since the Tandy 400 is incapacitated, Strong Bad uses The Cheat's computer to answer an email about his weirdest dream. |
| 35 |
sisters |
6.83 |
Ali and her sister tell Strong Bad that they think he is cute, but the Tandy is still malfunctioning and the email gets...DELETED! |
| 36 |
guitar |
5.33 |
Derek asks Strong Bad if he could play the guitar. Strong Bad really over-reacts and falls off his stool. |
| 37 |
dullard |
5.17 |
Strong Bad gives some helpful advice on how to deal with the office dullard. |
| 38 |
helium |
4.40 |
Shack wants to know what Strong Bad sounds like under the influence of helium. |
| 39 |
property of ones |
5.80 |
Strong Bad talks about Cold Ones, with a few tweaks at standard algebra. |
| 40 |
vacation |
5.00 |
Strong Bad takes a vacation and writes postcards from the places he visits. |
| 41 |
invisibility |
6.80 |
The Tandy era is over, for behold: The Compy 386! Meanwhile, Strong Bad discovers being invisible really isn't worth it. |
| 42 |
action figure |
6.00 |
Kyle Rechsteiner asks Strong Bad what he would look like as an action figure. |
| 43 |
little questions |
6.20 |
Strong Bad receives a very clear and concise email from Viklas, and responds in kind. |
| 44 |
lures & jigs |
6.67 |
Strong Bad gets asked about the lures and jigs he uses when fishing. |
| 45 |
techno |
8.00 |
Strong Bad composes his own techno music. |
| 46 |
your friends |
6.20 |
Andrew writes in to tell Strong Bad that he likes it best when he harms his friends. Hilarity ensues as Strong Bad does just that. |
| 47 |
new hands |
6.17 |
Strong Bad gets asked about what he would replace his hands with if they were cut off at the wrist. |
| 48 |
ghosts |
5.50 |
Strong Bad gives the ol' kingdom a thorough ghost check. |
| 49 |
theme party |
4.20 |
The president of a fraternity invites Strong Bad to a theme party and asks him to think of a theme for it. |
| 50 |
50 emails |
7.67 |
In honor of his 50th email, Strong Bad tries to answer 50 emails, only to have Homestar unwittingly screw it up. |
| 51 |
website |
5.80 |
Strong Bad gives an emailer advice on building a website, and shows off his own. |
| 52 |
island |
6.80 |
Strong Bad imagines the lurking horrors of being stranded on an island with Homestar. |
| 53 |
comic |
6.60 |
The origin of Teen Girl Squad! A girl asks Strong Bad to make a comic about her friends. |
| 54 |
morning routine |
4.80 |
Strong Bad details his morning routine, but keeps getting interrupted by Strong Sad. |
| 55 |
cheat talk |
5.60 |
After being emailed by the town of Cory, North Dakota, Strong Bad tries to get The Cheat to speak English, without much luck. |
| 56 |
current status |
4.80 |
In a rushed email, Strong Bad is asked what his current status is with the ladies. |
| 57 |
japanese cartoon |
8.33 |
Strong Bad describes what he would look like as a Japanese cartoon, and 20X6 is born. |
| 58 |
dragon |
8.17 |
Kaizer wants to know if Strong Bad can draw a dragon. |
| 59 |
marzipan |
6.17 |
Strong Bad tries to prove that Marzipan loves him. |
| 60 |
huttah! |
5.00 |
Strong Bad tries to fight off hordes of The Cheat's fans. |
| 61 |
monster truck |
6.40 |
Strong Bad hosts a monster truck event this SUNDAY SUNDAY SOMEDAY! |
| 62 |
interview |
6.80 |
Kerrek asks Strong Bad about Homsar. Pen puppets ensue. |
| 63 |
fingers |
6.00 |
Lee Conrad suggests Strong Bad add some fingers to his boxing gloves so that people would stop asking him how he types. |
| 64 |
english paper |
8.33 |
"The Yellow Dart" asks Strong Bad to write his Englilsh paper for him. |
| 65 |
unused emails |
5.40 |
Strong Bad explains what happens to all the unused emails he gets every week. |
| 66 |
the show |
5.60 |
Tori wants to know why Homestar isn't funny anymore. Strong Sad has chicken pox. |
| 67 |
autobiography |
5.50 |
Dan from PA asks Strong Bad if he will write an autobiography on his life. |
| 68 |
caper |
6.40 |
Strong Bad tries to pull a caper with The Cheat, but The Cheat screws it up. However, Strong Bad can't stay mad at him for long. |
| 69 |
personal favorites |
6.80 |
HockeymanJ05 writes in to ask which one of the emails is Strong Bad's favorite, and Strong Bad takes a trip down memory lane. |
| 70 |
big white face |
5.60 |
Jen C. asks Strong Bad why he is so mean to the guy with the big white face and gray body. |
| 71 |
2 emails |
6.67 |
Jimmy from MN asks Strong Bad to do 2 emails. Then Dave Nienaber asks Strong Bad what he would do with a time machine. |
| 72 |
crazy cartoon |
8.00 |
Monkeydude asks Strong Bad to make a crazy cartoon. |
| 73 |
mascot |
7.33 |
The Crazy Go Nuts University Dumples face off against Pile of Electronics State. |
| 74 |
privileges |
5.80 |
Strong Bad upgrades The Cheat's privileges, and the little guy ends up in a crisper drawer |
| 75 |
funny |
6.50 |
Strong Bad answers an e-mail in the funniest. Way. Ever. Ketchup falls from the sky. |
| 76 |
sibbie |
7.50 |
Strong Bad tries his hardest not to write or sing a song about Sibbie. He fails. |
| 77 |
suntan |
5.80 |
Strong Bad discovers the awesomeness of black marker on stomach, which he markets to become a hundredaire. |
| 78 |
anything |
5.00 |
Strong Bad has the week off; Homestar discusses the finer points of frying computer parts with carbonated beverages. |
| 79 |
the process |
5.20 |
Strong Bad explains how a Strong Bad e-mail is made, at the expense of Bubs. |
| 80 |
stunt double |
8.25 |
Louis wonders if Strong Bad has ever used a stunt double. Strong Bad shows clips from his latest movie, Dangeresque 2. |
| 81 |
date |
7.00 |
Somebody asks Strong Bad what a date with Homestar and Marzipan is like. The chilling result gives everyone the jibblies. |
| 82 |
impression |
6.67 |
"Your Friend" asks Strong Bad to do his best impression of Strong Sad. Strong Bad goes to the Strong Sad Lookalike Contest. |
| 83 |
labor day |
6.17 |
"Chrispy" asks Strong Bad what he's doing for Labor Day. Strong Bad sits by The Stick, saying stuff to the people who walk by. |
| 84 |
kids' book |
7.50 |
Strong Bad shows off his children's book that he made, entitled Everyone is Different. |
| 85 |
2 years |
6.00 |
Strong Bad predicts what Strong Badia will be like approximately 2 years in the future. |
| 86 |
no loafing |
4.40 |
Ryan asks Strong Bad about the "No Loafing" sign, inspiring him to hang inspirational posters around the house. |
| 87 |
mile |
7.33 |
The Cheat fills in for Strong Bad. Strong Bad does cartwheels for a mile, and The Cheat is a millionaire! |
| 88 |
couch patch |
6.60 |
Somebody asks Strong Bad about the history behiend the patch on his couch. |
| 89 |
local news |
6.33 |
Dan asks Strong Bad if Strong Badia has a local news program. Strong Bad rushes off to create one. |
| 90 |
colonization |
5.33 |
Strong Bad is asked if he celebrates Thanksgiving. We are then shown a history book about the colonization of Strong Badia. |
| 91 |
caffeine |
7.75 |
Justin asks why Strong Bad has never given any caffeine to Strong Sad. Strong Bad tries Justin's suggestion; hilarity ensues. |
| 92 |
kind of cool |
6.80 |
A writer asks Strong Bad if he would be as cool if he wasn't the "stylish, buff, handsome man" that he is. Senor Cardgage ensues. |
| 93 |
army |
8.00 |
Hank Toler asks about Strong Badia's army. The Homestarmy attempts to invade the kingdom. |
| 94 |
video games |
9.00 |
Taylor wants to know what Strong Bad would be like in a video game. Strong Bad says it would depend on what system he was on. |
| 95 |
the bet |
6.80 |
Strong Bad loses a bet with Homestar Runner, and he has to spend a night with the King of Town. |
| 96 |
lackey |
5.80 |
Steve from Victoria, BC, wants to know why The Cheat is such a diligent lackey. |
| 97 |
monument |
6.17 |
Strong Bad is asked to create a monument in his own image. He is distracted by the arrival of the Thnikkaman. |
| 98 |
stupid stuff |
7.83 |
Kevin Grumbles writes in to tell Strong Bad that he should make Homestar Runner say stupid stuff because his voice is hilarious. |
| 99 |
different town |
8.43 |
How would Strong Bad make the town different? |
| 100 |
flashback |
8.25 |
Jon asks Strong Bad how long he has known Homestar Runner. The answer is revealed in WIDESCREEEN! |
| 101 |
car |
7.00 |
Kyle asks about Strong Bad's car, which he apparently doesn't have. |
| 102 |
lunch special |
7.40 |
"Someone" says he'll show Strong Bad a hot girl if he can get Bubs to give out free lunch specials. Bubs loses his superpowers. |
| 103 |
haircut |
5.60 |
Strong Bad gives advice to a Deutschlander on cool "haircuts." |
| 104 |
themepark |
7.00 |
Strong Bad tells us about his plans for a Strong Badia theme park. |
| 105 |
replacement |
6.80 |
Strong Bad looks for a replacement for when he retires. |
| 106 |
dangeresque 3 |
9.43 |
Strong Bad admits that he hasn't made Dangeresque 3 yet. Instead, he gives us a director's cut of Dangeresque 1. |
| 107 |
cheatday |
6.20 |
Someone asks what Strong Bad does on The Cheat's birthday: 'The Cheatday'. |
| 108 |
pom pom |
6.80 |
Kevin asks about what would happen if you poked Pom Pom with a pin. Strong Bad experiments with dangerous conditions. |
| 109 |
crying |
8.33 |
DJ Solerous asks Strong Bad if he had ever made Homestar cry. All weep when they see Lil' Brudder. |
| 110 |
for kids |
7.29 |
Allison wonders what a Strong Bad television series for kids would be like. |
| 111 |
other days |
6.00 |
Brian asks what Strong Bad does on all the other days of the week. |
| 112 |
old comics |
6.67 |
Zack asks Strong Bad why the King of Town has a Poopsmith, and Strong Bad tells him about the Castlefunnies. |
| 113 |
pizzaz |
6.40 |
Ryan N. asks Strong Bad what the secret to his "pizzaz" is. Strong Bad does a journalism interview of himself to find out. |
| 114 |
the facts |
6.67 |
Strong Bad tells Jess G. why Strong Mad can't have his own cartoon. Meanwhile, Homestar thinks his "own cartoon" will be a #1 hit. |
| 115 |
time capsule |
7.33 |
Strong Bad tells us what he would put in a time capsule, to preserve his awesomeness and be opened in at least X0 years. |
| 116 |
extra plug |
6.83 |
Strong Bad shows us his awesome new 'Lectric Boots. |
| 117 |
montage |
8.33 |
Strong Bad "creats" a few montages about a Wagon Fulla Pancakes. |
| 118 |
virus |
8.57 |
Strong Bad experiences some "technical difficulties" with Compy 386... and the rest of the Homestar Runner universe. |
| 119 |
animal |
6.80 |
Strong Bad has a new computer, the Lappy 486! Spud Jr. asks Strong Bad what he would like as if he was his own made up animal. |
| 120 |
radio |
7.20 |
Strong Bad gives some advice on how to be a radio host, in various genres. |
| 121 |
part-time job |
6.20 |
Strong Bad proves he does more than just check e-mails, by showing everyone his part-time job! |
| 122 |
dreamail |
6.80 |
Strong Bad describes for us what his perfect email would be like. The pink border doesn't cut it. |
| 123 |
origins |
6.60 |
Strong Bad discusses the hangingoutitude of The Stick. |
| 124 |
secret recipes |
7.17 |
Strong Bad reveals some secret family recipes. He and The Cheat eat some serious regular pie, not a pimecone. |
| 125 |
rock opera |
7.17 |
Strong Bad sings his 125-word rock opera 'SBEMAIL!'. |
| 126 |
best thing |
6.00 |
Strong Bad shows us the best thing he's ever seen, done or eaten: the quickly cancelled pilot of Limozeen: "but they're in space!" |
| 127 |
long pants |
6.43 |
Strong Bad shortens a long email, which causes Homestar to get some creepy pants in the hope of light globes. |
| 128 |
rampage |
7.20 |
Strong Bad reveals to Comma the rampages he has been going on, lyrical or otherwise. |
| 129 |
garage sale |
6.40 |
Strong Bad gives his thoughts on garage (not gar-bahge) sales and garage sale patrons. |
| 130 |
do over |
5.83 |
Strong Bad is given the opportunity to redo old emails. Homestar and The Cheat switch places. |
| 131 |
boring (really) |
6.17 |
Callie asks if it ever gets boring where Strong Bad lives. He answers the question a bit too well. I remember learning that in school! |
| 132 |
modeling |
6.14 |
Strong Bad is encouraged to become a model. He's casually late! |
| 133 |
bottom 10 |
7.40 |
Strong Bad tells us his "bottom 10." Vomit ensues. |
| 134 |
record book |
7.00 |
Strong Bad gathers records for Count Longardeaux's Book of Party Tricks, Redneck Jokes, and Worldly Records. |
| 135 |
lady...ing |
4.20 |
Strong Bad goes back five or six years to the first email he ever answered to show how he gave advice on lady...ing. |
| 136 |
geddup noise |
5.83 |
We learn of the latest sensation that's sweeping the nation: The Geddup Noise. |
| 137 |
bedtime story |
6.40 |
Strong Bad explains how he helps The Cheat go to bed at night after viewing a shock-you-mentary about gingivitis. |
| 138 |
space program |
7.00 |
Strong Badia's space program ages 15 earth dollars to one million on a journey to the closest reaches of space. |
| 139 |
portrait |
7.60 |
Strong Bad tries to make a portrait of himself, key-sword-tar included. |
| 140 |
highschool |
8.00 |
Patrick asks Strong Bad about his younger years. The gang plays in a band, just to be safe. |
| 141 |
death metal |
6.40 |
Strong Bad instructs viewers on how to make an awesome death metal song on the Half-Hour Death Metal Dungeon Hour. |
| 142 |
secret identity |
7.67 |
Chris asks Strong Bad if he has any secret identities. Strong Bad discusses several options, including Cara Carabowditbowdit. |
| 143 |
technology |
7.38 |
Strong Bad speaks technology and fold floppies as an introduction for middle school students. |
| 144 |
narrator |
7.33 |
Strong Bad dramatically narrates other people's pathetic everyday lives. Dead goosing ensues. |
| 145 |
myths & legends |
7.00 |
Strong Bad recounts the legendary myth of the Bear holding a Shark, blurry photographic evidence and all. |
| 146 |
pop-up |
6.43 |
Strong Bad shows us his own Strong Bad pop-up book, crap-flap and all. |
| 147 |
lady fan |
6.71 |
Strong Bad tries to impress an emailer's new lady fan while Homestar twesses it out. |
| 148 |
disconnected |
6.22 |
Strong Bad's head disconnects from his body, doubling his ruckus-raising productivity. |
| 149 |
candy product |
7.00 |
Strong Bad gets his own candy product. You get SBLOUNSKCHED! |
| 150 |
alternate universe |
8.67 |
Strong Bad makes an interuniversal portal and visits alternate realities. Homestar tries to make a real fruit smoothie. |
| 151 |
senior prom |
7.00 |
Strong Bad and his minions plan to crash the senior prom, only to have it backfire on them. |
| 152 |
isp |
7.00 |
Gary from the UK asks about Strong Bad's ISP. HSR is worth his weight in trial CDs. |